Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 25, 2021

Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened...
Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas. -- Ken Weaver

There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after...
There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after the deacon's field, But he lurked in the ditches And diddled the bitches Who happened to cross that antique 'un's field.

A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons...
A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender. "Hey, bartender, gimme a whiskey." The bartender ignores him. "Hey bartender, gimme a whiskey!" Still ignored. "HEY...