Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday October 9, 2024

There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony...
There once was a clergyman's daughter Who detested the pony he bought her, Till she found that its dong Was as hard and as long As the prayers her father had taught her. She married a fellow named Tony Who soon found her fucking...

There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined...
There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion, And only liked fucking his wife. Well, one year the poor woman struck, And she wept, and she cursed at her luck, ...

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"