Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 26, 2024

There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after...
There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield Engaged to look after the deacon's field, But he lurked in the ditches And diddled the bitches Who happened to cross that antique 'un's field.

There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at...
There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion. But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question.

There was an old lady of Glascow, Whose party proved quite...
There was an old lady of Glascow, Whose party proved quite a fiasco. At nine-thirty, about, The lights all went out, Through a lapse on the part of the Gas Co.