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Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.

There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God...
There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen". When he reached the soprano Out came only guano And his britches weren't fit to be seen.

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