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Planet Claire has pink hair.
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there.
No one has a head....
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1362 of 2298

Plastic...  Aluminum...  These are the inheritors of the Universe!
Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!
                -- Green Lantern Comics
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1363 of 2298

Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars.  The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
                -- Kilgore Trout, "Venus on the Half Shell"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1364 of 2298

PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP:
        What develops when two people get
        tired of making love to each other.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1365 of 2298

Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1366 of 2298

Please don't put a strain on our friendship
by asking me to do something for you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1367 of 2298

Please don't recommend me to your friends--
it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1368 of 2298

PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!

Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer,
         emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1369 of 2298

Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle,
I sometimes forget which side I'm on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1370 of 2298

Please go away.
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