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Ozman's Laws:
        (1)  If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
        (2)  The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
        (3)  People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
        (4)  Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1212 of 2298

paak, n:        A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a
                        a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
patato, n:      The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant.
Septemba, n:    The 9th month of the year.
shua, n:        Having no doubt; certain.
sista, n:       A female having the same mother and father as the speaker.
tamato, n:      A fleshy, smooth-skinned reddish fruit eaten in salads
                        or as a vegetable.
troopa, n:      A state policeman.
Wista, n:       A city in central Masschewsetts.
yaad, n:        A tract of ground adjacent to a building.
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1213 of 2298

PAIN:
        Falling out of a twenty story building,
        and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1214 of 2298

PAIN:
        One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1215 of 2298

PAIN:
        Sliding down a 50-foot razor blade into a bucket of alcohol.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1216 of 2298

Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1217 of 2298

Pandora's Rule:
        Never open a box you didn't close.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1218 of 2298

panic: can't find /
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1219 of 2298

panic: kernal segmentation violation. core dumped               (only kidding)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1220 of 2298

Paprika Measure:

        2 dashes    ==  1smidgen
        2 smidgens  ==  1 pinch
        3 pinches   ==  1 soupcon
        2 soupcons  ==  too much paprika
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