Freebsd Fortunes 5

paak, n:        A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a
                        a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
patato, n:      The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant.
Septemba, n:    The 9th month of the year.
shua, n:        Having no doubt; certain.
sista, n:       A female having the same mother and father as the speaker.
tamato, n:      A fleshy, smooth-skinned reddish fruit eaten in salads
                        or as a vegetable.
troopa, n:      A state policeman.
Wista, n:       A city in central Masschewsetts.
yaad, n:        A tract of ground adjacent to a building.
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary

PAIN:
        Falling out of a twenty story building,
        and snagging your eyelid on a nail.

PAIN:
        One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!

PAIN:
        Sliding down a 50-foot razor blade into a bucket of alcohol.

Pain is just God's way of hurting you.

Pandora's Rule:
        Never open a box you didn't close.

panic: can't find /

panic: kernal segmentation violation. core dumped               (only kidding)

Paprika Measure:

        2 dashes    ==  1smidgen
        2 smidgens  ==  1 pinch
        3 pinches   ==  1 soupcon
        2 soupcons  ==  too much paprika

Paralysis through analysis.