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PAIN:
Falling out of a twenty story building,
and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
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PAIN:
One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1215 of 2298 |
PAIN:
Sliding down a 50-foot razor blade into a bucket of alcohol.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1216 of 2298 |
Pain is just God's way of hurting you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1217 of 2298 |
Pandora's Rule:
Never open a box you didn't close.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1218 of 2298 |
panic: can't find /
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1219 of 2298 |
panic: kernal segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding)
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1220 of 2298 |
Paprika Measure:
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == too much paprika
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1221 of 2298 |
Paralysis through analysis.
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PARANOIA:
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
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