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Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
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PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the
solution set.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
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Plots are like girdles. Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're
of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain
an uncontainable experience.
-- R.S. Knapp
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PLUG IT IN!!!
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Plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose.
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Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1388 of 2298 |
poisoned coffee, n:
Grounds for divorce.
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Poland has gun control.
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Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
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Political speeches are like steer horns. A point
here, a point there, and a lot of bull inbetween.
-- Alfred E. Neuman
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