Freebsd Fortunes 5

Plots are like girdles.  Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're
of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain
an uncontainable experience.
                -- R.S. Knapp

PLUG IT IN!!!

Plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose.

Pohl's law:
        Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

poisoned coffee, n:
        Grounds for divorce.

Poland has gun control.

Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
                -- W.H. Auden

Political speeches are like steer horns.  A point
here, a point there, and a lot of bull inbetween.
                -- Alfred E. Neuman

Political television commercials prove one thing: some candidates
can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

POLITICIAN:
        From the Greek 'poly' ("many") and the French 'tete' ("head" or
        "face," as in 'tete-a-tete': head to head or face to face).
        Hence 'polytetien', a person of two or more faces.
                -- Martin Pitt