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QOTD:
"You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
How... tribal."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1756 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1757 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1758 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I haven't come far enough and don't call me baby.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1759 of 2298 |
QOTD:
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1760 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"I want a home, a family, an occasional spanking ..."
-- Kathy Ireland
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1761 of 2298 |
QOTD:
"It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing."
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1762 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1763 of 2298 |
QOTD:
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1764 of 2298 |
QOTD:
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
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