Freebsd Fortunes 5

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
                -- Nelson Algren

Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on
that subject.
                -- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.

Never tell.  Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks
in on you, deny it.  Yeah.  Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm
tellin' ya.  This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay
On Top Of Me Or I'll Die'.  I didn't know what I was gonna do..."
                -- Lenny Bruce

Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them WHAT to
do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
                -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
                -- Steinbach

Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.

Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
                -- John Dillinger

Never trust an operating system.