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Strategy:
A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime
after those creating it have left the organization.
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Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
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Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay? You look pale." approach. Start with negotiation and
implication. Advance to manipulation and humiliation. Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
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Stuckness shouldn't be avoided. It's the psychic predecessor of all
real understanding. An egoless acceptance of stuckness is a key to an
understanding of all Quality, in mechanical work as in other endeavors.
-- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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Stult's Report:
Our problems are mostly behind us.
What we have to do now is fight the solutions.
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STUPID:
Losing $25 on the tackle and $25 on the instant replay.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 111 of 2171 |
Stupidity is its own reward.
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Style may not be the answer, but at least it's a workable alternative.
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Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.
Se non e vero, e ben trovato.
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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your
editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain
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