Freebsd Fortunes 6

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body.
This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be
taken seriously.
                -- Hubert Humphrey

The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
                -- Justice Douglas

The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared
for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his
infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and
upon the successful management of which so much remains.
                -- George F. Baer, railroad industrialist

The rights you have are the rights given you by this Committee [the
House Un-American Activities Committee].  We will determine what rights
you have and what rights you have not got.
                -- J. Parnell Thomas

The ripest fruit falls first.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

The road to Hades is easy to travel.
                -- Bion

The road to hell is paved with NAND gates.
                -- J. Gooding

The road to ruin is always in good repair,
and the travellers pay the expense of it.
                -- Josh Billings

The Roman Rule
        The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
        one who is doing it.