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The ripest fruit falls first.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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The road to Hades is easy to travel.
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The road to hell is paved with NAND gates.
-- J. Gooding
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The road to ruin is always in good repair,
and the travellers pay the expense of it.
-- Josh Billings
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The Roman Rule
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
one who is doing it.
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The root of all superstition is that men
observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.
-- Francis Bacon
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The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
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The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
-- Lewis Carroll
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The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number or
give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn