Freebsd Fortunes 6

Stult's Report:
        Our problems are mostly behind us.
        What we have to do now is fight the solutions.

STUPID:
        Losing $25 on the tackle and $25 on the instant replay.

Stupidity is its own reward.

Style may not be the answer, but at least it's a workable alternative.

Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re.
Se non e vero, e ben trovato.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your
editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
                -- Mark Twain

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the
way before it is understood.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think
and getting out of the way before it is understood

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names
the streets after them.
                -- Bill Vaughn

Success is a journey, not a destination.