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The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door
He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore"
The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before
And slowly she let him inside.

He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young
But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won
And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun
And now will you tell me why?"
                -- Suzanne Vega, "The Queen and The Soldier"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1092 of 2171

The solution of problems is the most characteristic
and peculiar sort of voluntary thinking.
                -- William James
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1093 of 2171

The solution of this problem is trivial
and is left as an exercise for the reader.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1094 of 2171

The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
                -- Peer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1095 of 2171

The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement from
his rather old and crusty parish.  As is usual in these cases, a locum was
sent to cover the transition period.  This particular man was young and
active, and had the strange notion that church should also be active and
exciting.  As a consequence he was more than a little dissapointed with the
dull and tradition-bound church.  He decided to do something about it.
        For his first Sunday, he didn't wear the traditional robes and
vestments, but lead the service wearing a nice 2-piece suit.  The congregation
was horrified!  He changed the order of the service.  The congregation was
horrified!  Then came the children's lesson.
        For this he came out of the pulpit, and sat on the communion table.
The congregation was mortified!  He sat there swinging his legs against
the table as the children gathered around him.
        He asked the children, "What's small, brown, furry and eats nuts?"
        There was total silence.
        He asked again, "What's small, brown, furry and eats nuts?"
        Total silence.
        Eventually, one timid youngster put up his hand and said, "Please,
sir, I know the answer is Jesus, but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1096 of 2171

The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money.
                -- Ed Bluestone, The National Lampoon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1097 of 2171

The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
                -- Ed Bluestone
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1098 of 2171

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1099 of 2171

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1100 of 2171

The sounds of the nouns are mostly unbound.
In town a noun might wear a gown,
or further down, might dress a clown.
A noun that's sound would never clown,
but unsound nouns jump up and down.
The sound of a noun could distrub the plowing,
and then, my dear, you'd be put in the pound.
But please don't let that get you down,
the renown of your gown is the talk of the town.
                -- A. Nonnie Mouse
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