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The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled
culinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.

The Ten Commandments for Technicians:
        1:  Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged
            capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a
            most untechnician-like manner.

        7: Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy
            fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console
            her in other ways.

The term "fire" brings up visions of violence and mayhem and the ugly scene
of shooting employees who make mistakes.  We will now refer to this process
as "deleting" an employee (much as a file is deleted from a disk).  The
employee is simply there one instant, and gone the next.  All the terrible
temper tantrums, crying, and threats are eliminated.
                -- Kenny's Korner

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed
ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

The test of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
                -- Aldo Leopold

The thing that takes up the least amount of time
and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.

The Third Law of Photography:
        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined
        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of
        the dark leaks out.

The thought of being President fightens me and I do not think I
want the job.
                -- Ronald Reagan in 1973

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter.  Had he run unopposed he
would have lost.
                -- Mort Sahl

Ronald Reagan is a triumph of the embalmer's art.
                -- Gore Vidal

Ronald Reagan's platform seems to be: Hey, I'm a big good-looking guy and
I need a lot of sleep.
                -- Roy G. Blount, Jr.

You've got to be careful quoting Ronald Reagan, because when you quote him
accurately it's called mudslinging.
                -- Walter Mondale

The Thought Police are here.  They've come
To put you under cardiac arrest.
And as they drag you through the door
They tell you that you've failed the test.
                -- Buggles, "Living in the Plastic Age"