Freebsd Fortunes 6

The ultimate game show will be the one
where somebody gets killed at the end.
                -- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"

The unfacts, did we have them, are too
imprecisely few to warrant out certitude.

The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.

The universe is all a spin-off of the Big Bang.

The universe is an island,
surrounded by whatever it is that surrounds universes.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

The Universe is populated by stable things.
                -- Richard Dawkins

The universe is ruled by letting things take their course.
It cannot be ruled by interfering.
                -- Chinese proverb

The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent.
                -- Sagan

The University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie
Philbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall.  Philbin is
said to make up for no talent by cheating well.  Says Philbin of
his decision to attend Cal, "I'm in it for the free ride."