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Fortune: 1231 - 1240 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1231 of 2171

The weather is here.  Wish you were beautiful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1232 of 2171

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful.
My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful.
Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?
I feel together today!
                -- Jimmy Buffet, "Coconut Telegraph"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1233 of 2171

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1234 of 2171

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit...
but the leaves are good to smoke!
                -- The Shadow
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1235 of 2171

The white race is the cancer of history.
                -- Susan Sontag
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1236 of 2171

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
                -- Wavy Gravy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1237 of 2171

The whole of life is futile unless you
consider it as a sporting proposition.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1238 of 2171

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always
so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
                -- Bertrand Russell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1239 of 2171

The whole world is a scab.  The point is to pick it constructively.
                -- Peter Beard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1240 of 2171

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
                -- George Gobel
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