Freebsd Fortunes 6

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.

There are new messages.

There are no accidents whatsoever in the universe.
                -- Baba Ram Dass

There are no answers, only cross-references.
                -- Weiner

There are no emotional victims, only volunteers.

There are no great men, buster.  There are only men.
                -- Elaine Stewart, "The Bad and the Beautiful"

There are no great men, only great challenges that
ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet.
                -- Admiral William Halsey

There are no manifestos like cannon and musketry.
                -- The Duke of Wellington

There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence
of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any marginally
competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make
some other part of hell comfortably cool.  This is obviously impossible.
                -- Richard Davisson