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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1337 of 2171

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
        By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
        That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
        But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
        I cremated Sam McGee.
                -- Robert W. Service
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1338 of 2171

There are ten or twenty basic truths, and life
is the process of discovering them over and over and over.
                -- David Nichols
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1339 of 2171

There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and
fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here
and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for
wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up
your nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence.
                        -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1340 of 2171

"There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and
fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here
and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for
wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up
your nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence."
                -- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1341 of 2171

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1342 of 2171

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1343 of 2171

There are three possibilities:
Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from the sun;
there's a large meteor blocking transmission;
someone loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1344 of 2171

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
                -- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1345 of 2171

There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need
the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the
world should know; the third is that you can't think what to do with the
long winter evenings.
                -- Quentin Crisp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1346 of 2171

There are three rules for writing a novel.
Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
                -- Maugham
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