Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1459 of 2171 |
There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said
a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
"And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with
an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin.
"I could have answered it if I had been there."
"Very well. He asked, 'Why are you breaking into my house in
the middle of the night?'"
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1460 of 2171 |
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1461 of 2171 |
There is nothing wrong with writing ... as long as it
is done in private and you wash your hands afterward.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1462 of 2171 |
There is one difference between a tax collector and
a taxidermist -- the taxidermist leaves the hide.
-- Mortimer Caplan
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1463 of 2171 |
There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says
"Yes" you know he is crooked.
-- Groucho Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1464 of 2171 |
There is only one thing in the world worse than being
talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1465 of 2171 |
There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none.
-- Paul Bourget
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1466 of 2171 |
There is only one way to console a widow. But remember the risk.
-- Robert Heinlein
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1467 of 2171 |
There is only one way to kill capitalism --
by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
-- Karl Marx
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1468 of 2171 |
There is only one word for aid that is genuinely without strings,
and that word is blackmail.
-- Colm Brogan
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