Freebsd Fortunes 6

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.  I really
don't know that much about it.  I tried it once but it didn't do anything
to me.
                -- John Wayne

There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.
I really don't know that much about it.  I tried it once but it
didn't do anything to me.
                -- John Wayne

There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.

There's just something I don't like about Virginia; the state.

There's little in taking or giving,
        There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
        Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
        The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
        And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the provence of cattle,
        And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle --
        Would you kindly direct me to hell?
                -- Dorothy Parker

There's no future in time travel.

There's no heavier burden than a great potential.

There's no justice in this world.
                -- Frank Costello, on the prosecution of "Lucky" Luciano by
                New York district attorney Thomas Dewey after Luciano had
                saved Dewey from assassination by Dutch Schultz (by ordering
                the assassination of Schultz instead)