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They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos.  Had one get loose on me
back in '62.  It slipped out of the cables while we were lowering it out
of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents in an insane bid
for freedom.
                -- Stig's Inferno

They're giving bank robbing a bad name.
                -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde

They're just jealous because they don't have three
wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.
                -- Mayor Vincent J. `Buddy' Cianci, on the
                ACLU's suit to have a city nativity scene removed.

They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!

Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become
their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
                -- G.K. Chesterton, "The Man Who Was Thursday"

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
                -- Dwight Eisenhower

Things are more like they used to be than they are new.

Things are not always what they seem.
                -- Phaedrus

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold.