Freebsd Fortunes 6

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole
world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind.
Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.
                -- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
                -- Lily Tomlin

Sometimes it happens.  People just explode.  Natural causes.
                -- Repo Man

Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.

SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw
back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears
me because I am beautiful.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.

Sometimes the light is all shining on me,
Other times I can hardly see.
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been.
                -- The Grateful Dead, "American Beauty"

Sometimes, too long is too long.
                -- Joe Crowe

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy