Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1609 of 2171 |
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate
need, please use the program "randchar". This program generates
random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come
up with something profound. It will, however, take it no time at
all to be more profound than THIS program has ever been.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1610 of 2171 |
This fortune intentionally not included.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1611 of 2171 |
This fortune intentionally says nothing.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1612 of 2171 |
This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose
invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1613 of 2171 |
This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1614 of 2171 |
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1615 of 2171 |
This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1616 of 2171 |
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1617 of 2171 |
This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1618 of 2171 |
This generation doesn't have emotional baggage.
We have emotional moving vans.
-- Bruce Feirstein
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