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Freebsd Fortunes 6

Fortune: 1611 - 1620 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1611 of 2171

This fortune intentionally says nothing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1612 of 2171

This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose
invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1613 of 2171

This fortune is encrypted -- get your decoder rings ready!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1614 of 2171

This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1615 of 2171

This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1616 of 2171

This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1617 of 2171

This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1618 of 2171

This generation doesn't have emotional baggage.
We have emotional moving vans.
                -- Bruce Feirstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1619 of 2171

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1620 of 2171

This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...
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