Freebsd Fortunes 6

This isn't right.  This isn't even wrong.
                -- Wolfgang Pauli, on a colleague's paper

This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's
constant.  And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's
been called by others the fiddle factor..."
                -- From a 1B Electrical Engineering lecture.

This land is my land, and only my land,
I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one,
If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off,
This land is private property.
                -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie

This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an
actual life, you would have received further instructions as
to what to do and where to go.

This life is yours.  Some of it was given
to you; the rest, you made yourself.

This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88.

This login session: $13.99

This must be morning.  I never could get the hang of mornings.

This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with
great force.
                -- Dorothy Parker