Freebsd Fortunes 6

This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck.  His BMW was mangled, and so was he.
The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup
could groan was "My BMW!  My BMW!"
        The paramedic tried to quiet the man, pointing out that his car
wasn't his chief concern at the moment, especially as he'd been rearranged
pretty badly himself -- for example, his left arm was severed at the elbow
and was lying about twenty feet away.
        There was a moment of stunned silence from the yup followed by
"Oh no!  My Rolex!  My Rolex!"

Those lovable Brits department:
        They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.

Those of you who think you know everything
are annoying those of us who do.

Those of you who think you know it all upset those of us who do.

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
                -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
                   Literacy for the 1990's.

Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have
learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.
                -- W.S. Krabill

Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of
Silly Putty.
                -- Dennis Rawlins

Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.

Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
                -- George Santayana