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Those lovable Brits department:
        They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.

Those of you who think you know everything
are annoying those of us who do.

Those of you who think you know it all upset those of us who do.

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)
are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse
at are called software.
                -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological
                   Literacy for the 1990's.

Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have
learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.
                -- W.S. Krabill

Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of
Silly Putty.
                -- Dennis Rawlins

Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.

Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
                -- George Santayana

Those who can't write, write manuals.