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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1687 of 2171

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible
will make violent revolution inevitable.
                -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1688 of 2171

Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are
men who want rain without thunder and lightning.  They want the ocean
without the roar of its many waters.
                -- Frederick Douglass
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1689 of 2171

Those who sweat in flames of hell,      Leaden eared, some thought their bowels
Here's the reason that they fell:       Lispeth forth the sweetest vowels.
While on earth they prayed in SAS,      These they offered up in praise
PL/1, or other crass,                   Thinking all this fetid haze
Vulgar tongue.                          A rapsody sung.

Some the lord did sorely try            Jabber of the mindless horde
Assembling all their pleas in hex.      Sequel next did mock the lord
Speech as crabbed as devil's crable     Slothful sequel so enfangled
Hex that marked on Tower Babel          Its speaker's lips became entangled
The highest rung.                       In his bung.

Because in life they prayed so ill
And offered god such swinish swill
Now they sweat in flames of hell
Sweat from lack of APL
Sweat dung!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1690 of 2171

Those who talk don't know.  Those who don't talk, know.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1691 of 2171

Thou hast seen nothing yet.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1692 of 2171

Thou shalt not omit adultery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1693 of 2171

Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to
be maintained.
                -- The Tao of Programming
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1694 of 2171

Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and
Countless screaming argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it's
Always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

                -- "Birdhouse in your Soul", They Might Be Giants
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1695 of 2171

Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1696 of 2171

Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are
the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic.  A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether --
whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation...
A fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any
more about the matter than the others.
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