Freebsd Fortunes 6

Time is nature's way of making sure that
everything doesn't happen at once.

Space is nature's way of making sure that
everything doesn't happen to you.

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
                -- Theophrastus

Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.

Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.

Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.

Time to take stock.
Go home with some office supplies.

Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
                -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"

Time will end all my troubles,
but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
                -- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)

timesharing, n:
        An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.