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Time to take stock.
Go home with some office supplies.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1734 of 2171 |
Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1735 of 2171 |
Time will end all my troubles,
but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
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Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1737 of 2171 |
timesharing, n:
An access method whereby one computer abuses many people.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1738 of 2171 |
Timing must be perfect now.
Two-timing must be better than perfect.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1739 of 2171 |
Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1740 of 2171 |
Tip O'Neill is just like Congress; old, fat and out of control.
-- J. LeBoutillier
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Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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TIPS FOR PERFORMERS:
Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music longer than
they would ordinarily.
There is no music in space.
People will pay to watch people make sounds.
Everything on stage should be larger than in real life.
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