Freebsd Fortunes 6

To craunch a marmoset.
                -- Pedro Carolino, "English as She is Spoke"

To criticize the incompetent is easy;
it is more difficult to criticize the competent.

To defend the Saigon regime is not worth one more human life.
                -- Senator Edmund Muskie

To do nothing is to be nothing.

To do two things at once is to do neither.
                -- Publilius Syrus

To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally
convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection.
                -- H. Poincare

To err is human -- but it feels divine.
                -- Mae West

To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.