Freebsd Fortunes 6

To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.
                -- Norman Douglas

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.

To get something clean, one has to get something dirty.
To get something dirty, one does not have to get anything clean.

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
persons, two of them absent.

To give happiness is to deserve happiness.

To give of yourself, you must first know yourself.

To have died once is enough.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

To hell with the Prime Directive;
Let's KILL something!

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
                -- Thomas Edison