Freebsd Fortunes 6

To keep your friends treat them kindly;
to kill them, treat them often.

To know Edina is to reject it.
                -- Dudley Riggs, "The Year the Grinch Stole the Election"

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

To lead people, you must follow behind.
                -- Lao Tsu

To listen to some devout people,
one would imagine that God never laughs.
                -- Sri Aurobindo

To love is good, love being difficult.

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

To make tax forms true they should
read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine

TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered
where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the
circus and a clown killed my dad.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.