| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1853 of 2171 |
Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1854 of 2171 |
TODAY:
A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1855 of 2171 |
Today is a good day for information-gathering.
Read someone else's mail file.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1856 of 2171 |
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1857 of 2171 |
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1858 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1859 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1860 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1861 of 2171 |
Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1862 of 2171 |
Today is what happened to yesterday.
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