| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1855 of 2171 |
Today is a good day for information-gathering.
Read someone else's mail file.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1856 of 2171 |
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1857 of 2171 |
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1858 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1859 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1860 of 2171 |
Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1861 of 2171 |
Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1862 of 2171 |
Today is what happened to yesterday.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1863 of 2171 |
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a
cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a
boarder.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1864 of 2171 |
Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
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