Freebsd Fortunes 6

Under deadline pressure for the next week.
If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...

Under every stone lurks a politician.
                -- Aristophanes

Under the wide an starry sky,
Dig my grave and let me lie,
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And laid me down with a will,
And this be the verse that you grave for me,
Here he lies where he longed to be,
Home is the sailor home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
                -- R. Kipling

Under the wide and heavy VAX
Dig my grave and let me relax
Long have I lived, and many my hacks
And I lay me down with a will.
These be the words that tell the way:
"Here he lies who piped 64K,
Brought down the machine for nearly a day,
And Rogue playing to an awful standstill."

Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
        Superiority is recessive.

understand, v:
        To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which
        you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the
        basis of your own internal model instead.

Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem
in relation to a bigger problem.
                -- P.D. Ouspensky

Unfair animal names:

-- tsetse fly           -- bullhead
-- booby                -- duck-billed platypus
-- sapsucker            -- Clarence
                -- Gary Larson

UNFAIR COMPETITION:
        Selling cheaper than we do.

Unfortunately, most programmers like to play with new toys.  I have many
friends who, immediately upon buying a snakebite kit, would be tempted to
throw the first person they see to the ground, tie the tourniquet on him,
slash him with the knife, and apply suction to the wound.
                -- Jon Bentley