Freebsd Fortunes 6

UNIX is hot.  It's more than hot.  It's steaming.  It's quicksilver
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
                -- Michael Jay Tucker

UNIX is many things to many people,
but it's never been everything to anybody.

Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
                -- Berry Kercheval

Unix, n:
        A computer operating system, once thought to be flabby and
        impotent, that now shows a surprising interest in making off
        with the workstation harem.

unix soit qui mal y pense

UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that
would also stop you from doing clever things.
                -- Doug Gwyn

Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime
between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20.  The flag is described as red, white
and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.
                -- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987

Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues
of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself
a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst
be so superfluous to demand the time of the day.  I wasted time and now doth
time waste me.
                -- William Shakespeare

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense.
                -- E.E. Cummings