Freebsd Fortunes 6

Up against the net, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised your son so well;
He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,
Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...

Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid
or DMT.  "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
                -- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Usage:  fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...

Use a pun, go to jail.

Use an accordion.  Go to jail.
                -- KFOG, San Francisco

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
                -- Henry Van Dyke

USENET would be a better laboratory is there were
more labor and less oratory.
                -- Elizabeth Haley

USER:
        A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

User hostile.

user, n:
        The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
                -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
 when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]