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Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid
or DMT. "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2042 of 2171 |
Use a pun, go to jail.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2043 of 2171 |
Use an accordion. Go to jail.
-- KFOG, San Francisco
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2044 of 2171 |
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
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USENET would be a better laboratory is there were
more labor and less oratory.
-- Elizabeth Haley
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2046 of 2171 |
USER:
A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2047 of 2171 |
User hostile.
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user, n:
The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"
[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
when they meant "idiot." Ed.]
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Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S.C. Johnson
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