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Fortune: 2041 - 2050 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2041 of 2171

Usage:  fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2042 of 2171

Use a pun, go to jail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2043 of 2171

Use an accordion.  Go to jail.
                -- KFOG, San Francisco
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2044 of 2171

Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
                -- Henry Van Dyke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2045 of 2171

USENET would be a better laboratory is there were
more labor and less oratory.
                -- Elizabeth Haley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2046 of 2171

USER:
        A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2047 of 2171

User hostile.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2048 of 2171

user, n:
        The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
                -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
 when they meant "idiot."  Ed.]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2049 of 2171

Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
                -- S.C. Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2050 of 2171

Using [Windows] for any sort of serious work is like playing an old
text-based adventure game.  You're five feet from making it to your
goal, when bup-POW! a ten ton rock falls on your head.  Because you
didn't disarm the trap three hours before.  [...]

I always hated those adventure games.
                -- David Gerard
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