Freebsd Fortunes 6

Van Roy's Law:
        Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.

Van Roy's Truism:
        Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.

Variables don't; constants aren't.

Vax Vobiscum

Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
                -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams

Vegeterians beware!  You are what you eat.

Velilind's Laws of Experimentation:
        1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
        2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.

Veni, Vidi, VISA:
        I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Verba volant, scripta manent!

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
                -- E.F. Benson

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.  The
reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of
thirty-five.
                -- Joel Hildebrand