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Variables don't; constants aren't.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2058 of 2171

Vax Vobiscum
 
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Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
                -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2060 of 2171

Vegeterians beware!  You are what you eat.
 
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Velilind's Laws of Experimentation:
        1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
        2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2062 of 2171

Veni, Vidi, VISA:
        I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2063 of 2171

Verba volant, scripta manent!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2064 of 2171

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
                -- E.F. Benson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2065 of 2171

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.  The
reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of
thirty-five.
                -- Joel Hildebrand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2066 of 2171

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