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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2061 of 2171

Velilind's Laws of Experimentation:
        1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
        2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2062 of 2171

Veni, Vidi, VISA:
        I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2063 of 2171

Verba volant, scripta manent!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2064 of 2171

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
                -- E.F. Benson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2065 of 2171

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.  The
reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of
thirty-five.
                -- Joel Hildebrand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2066 of 2171

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2067 of 2171

Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an
infinitely large Universe, such as the one in which we live, most things one
could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow
somewhere.  A forest was discovered recently in which most of the trees grew
ratchet screwdrivers as fruit.  The life cycle of the ratchet screwdriver is
quite interesting.  Once picked it needs a dark dusty drawer in which it can
lie undisturbed for years.  Then one night it suddenly hatches, discards its
outer skin that crumbles into dust, and emerges as a totally unidentifiable
little metal object with flanges at both ends and a sort of ridge and a hole
for a screw.  This, when found, will get thrown away.  No one knows what the
screwdriver is supposed to gain from this.  Nature, in her infinite wisdom,
is presumably working on it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2068 of 2171

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen
at all.  The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
                -- Herodotus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2069 of 2171

Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2070 of 2171

VI:
        A hungry dog hunts best.
        A hungrier dog hunts even better.
VII:
        Decreased business base increases overhead.
        So does increased business base.
VIII:
        The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator
        is fifth grade arithmetic.
IX:
        Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent
        possible to make trivial ideas profound.  Q.E.D.
X:
        Bulls do not win bull fights; people do.
        People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
                -- Norman Augustine
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