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Fortune: 2091 - 2100 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2091 of 2171

Voicless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2092 of 2171

VOLCANO:
        A mountain with hiccups.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2093 of 2171

Volcanoes have a grandeur that is grim
And earthquakes only terrify the dolts,
And to him who's scientific
There is nothing that's terrific
In the pattern of a flight of thunderbolts!
                -- W.S. Gilbert, "The Mikado"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2094 of 2171

Volley Theory:
        It is better to have lobbed and lost
        than never to have lobbed at all.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2095 of 2171

Von Neumann was the subject of many dotty professor stories.  Von Neumann
supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on
the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked
how to solve problems.  One time one of his students tried to get more helpful
information by asking if there was another way to solve the problem.  Von
Neumann looked blank for a moment, thought, and then answered, "Yes.".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2096 of 2171

Vote anarchist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2097 of 2171

Vote early and vote often.
                -- Al Capone's slogan for Big Bill Thompson's anti-reform
                campaign for Mayor of Chicago, 1926.  Big Bill won.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2098 of 2171

VUJA DE:
        The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2099 of 2171

Wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us.
                -- R. Browning
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2100 of 2171

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
                -- Mark Twain
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