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Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
It's hanging there on the shed.

All together now...
        Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
        Tie me kangaroo down.
        Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
        Tie me kangaroo down.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  212 of 2171

Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey
will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar.
                -- B. Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  213 of 2171

TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
        You are practical and persistent.  You have a dogged determination
        and work like hell.  Most people think you are stubborn and bull
        headed.  You are a Communist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  214 of 2171

TAURUS (Apr. 20 to May 20)
        Let your self-confidence and determination shine, and people will
        find you boorish and headstrong.  Travel, promotion, and romance
        highlighted, if you live long enough.  Don't take any wooden nickels.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  215 of 2171

TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20)
        Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,
        because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.  You will
        decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  216 of 2171

TAX OFFICE:
        Den of inequity.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  217 of 2171

Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't
tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
                -- Russell Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  218 of 2171

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties,
        the only one for which you can get an extension.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  219 of 2171

TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for
        which you can get an extension.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  220 of 2171

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
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