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Fortune: 2121 - 2130 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2121 of 2171

Warning: Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2122 of 2171

WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.

A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the
operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the
machine.  The "critical detector" then creates a malfunction proportional
to the desperation of the operator.  Threatening the machine with violence
only aggravates the situation.  Likewise, attempts to use another machine
may cause it to malfunction.  They belong to the same union.  Keep cool
and say nice things to the machine.  Nothing else seems to work.

See also: flog(1), tm(1)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2123 of 2171

Was there a time when dancers with their fiddles
In children's circuses could stay their troubles?
There was a time they could cry over books,
But time has set its maggot on their track.
Under the arc of the sky they are unsafe.
What's never known is safest in this life.
Under the skysigns they who have no arms
Have cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost
Alone's unhurt, so the blind man sees best.
                -- Dylan Thomas, "Was There A Time"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2124 of 2171

Washington, D.C.   Wasting your money since 1810.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2125 of 2171

Washington, D.C: Fifty square miles almost completely surrounded by reality.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2126 of 2171

Washington [D.C.] is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
                -- John F. Kennedy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2127 of 2171

[Washington, D.C.] is the home of... taste for
the people -- the big, the bland and the banal.
                -- Ada Louise Huxtable
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2128 of 2171

Wasn't there something about a PASCAL programmer
knowing the value of everything and the Wirth of nothing?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2129 of 2171

Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
                -- Euripides
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2130 of 2171

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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